HE SAID, SHE SAID The Bush-Putin Slovenian Shitstorm

Matt Taibbi explains what will "happen" and why during the circus-like summit of Bush and Putin in Slovenia, which is just started...

American Ugly

After returning back from the US, Krazy Kevin breaks standard practice of ranting about what a rotten place it is, and tries to come up with a list of things that show the opposite...

Michael Wines Pukhs

Of course, the eXile is still keeping an eye on the Worst Journalist In Moscow - Michael Wines! Here's the review of his recent piece - a story about a former American ambassador who had to be airlifted out of the country after having an allergic reaction to pukh (!)...

Harboring Regrets

"Pearl Harbor" causes Krazy Kevin some pretty heavy psychic fallout, while "Nurse Betty" has plenty to recommend it...

Your Letters

'Duck Off', 'In the Shit', '[sic!] Behind Bars', 'I Want Your Donkey'...

Death Porn

Friend of your family heards "voices"? Then read this - it may save your life!... Flatheads get tough on tax evasion... Not sure about the need of life insurance? Head of insurance company did his best to convince you... Extra, extra! A newspaper delivery guy for an undisclosed English language daily arrested for flashing prepubescent boys!

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